P.S. — The writers even plagiarized my stupid hair! (Checkout the comparison photo above). Whoever stole my likeness and used me as a character for Jim Carrey's monumentally uncreative show, is a TALENTLESS HACK! I deserve at the very least, a writing credit, and an apology. I mean, I understand linear thinking and the universal consciousness and everything, but HOLY SHIT, you cannot convince me that somebody didn't totally plagiarize my identity.
(SIDE NOTE): On a recent podcast (1:03:00), Pauly Shore discussed how Jim Carrey used elements of Pauly's persona and family business (The Comedy Store) in characters and storylines of another Showtime sitcom, produced by the same company that robbed me. Entitled, "I'm Dying Up Here" — a now cancelled (after only two seasons) television series "created" by David Flebotte — the show serves as proof that these criminals are repeat offenders who "create" composite characters based on real people.